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Past Demotivational Poster

TECHNOLOGY ADVANCES! - This is a 5 megabyte harddrive from 1955!

TAGS: computer past
Rating: 4.33/5

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Zetmonk - July 10, 2012, 5:24 am
The same can't really be said for forklifts though...


TAGS: regrets past sad hammy
Rating: 4.97/5

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scottsummers - September 3, 2011, 5:46 pm
Mario never could jump like luigi...
crankyhead - September 1, 2011, 2:21 am

PASTAFARIANISM - Is there a cooler religion?

TAGS: pasta flying spaghetti monster
Rating: 2.35/5

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AdmiralAckbar - October 17, 2010, 11:40 pm
It seems like you have a lot of hate.
BrokenEye - October 17, 2010, 11:34 pm
I fu'cking hate Pastafarians


TAGS: past future same death rerun
Rating: 4.9/5

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Sho - January 22, 2011, 9:29 pm
Well I may not be a greybeard, but I still think this one is better
rerun - January 21, 2011, 1:59 pm

@LIfe, you may have noticed (doubtful) that there are over 70,000 motifakes here. Pics get reused all the time. Let it die, so much as fart and anything gos as far as people here abusing you
culos - January 21, 2011, 12:41 pm
@Life: Maybe it would be a good idea to learn to write proper English first. I'm sure it would be a great improvement. After you've achieved that try to grow a sense of humor that's not just funny to you and you might be on to something. Want help? Ask!!!
Faceplant31 - January 21, 2011, 11:14 am
Well you're wrong. You give me a pic that you have an amsome idea on and i will show you a different approach from a handful of grey beards. Pics are only half of the motifake.
Life - January 21, 2011, 11:07 am
Hey man mod grey beard if they are so epic and all powerful on this site then why can't they I think they should be original all the time or else they are just being nooby and are a shame to grey beards
Zook - January 20, 2011, 1:23 pm
epic 5L
rerun - January 20, 2011, 11:33 am

@Life...I can give you Death if you would like
rerun - January 20, 2011, 11:33 am

@Life...I can give you Death if you would like
Faceplant31 - January 20, 2011, 10:20 am
It amazes me that a lil noob like you life has the balls to call out a Grey Beard let alone a mod for using the same pic as you used. There is no shame when the new poster doesn't correlate with yours and is so much better too.
Life - January 20, 2011, 9:36 am
http://www.motifake.com/123037 for shame


TAGS: yogi berra future past vision
Rating: 4.83/5

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assgard - March 19, 2012, 8:36 am
This sucks. I hope that you die, you piece of s**t!


TAGS: past present respect
Rating: 5/5

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run19 - October 24, 2012, 6:18 am
my friend's step-sister makes $87/hour on the internet. She has been out of work for 7 months but last month her paycheck was $15298 just working on the internet for a few hours. Read more on this site http://Run19.com
Derek - September 5, 2012, 1:51 am
Can't see them without being reminded of Neil Armstrong
EmilioDumphque - September 5, 2012, 1:27 am
Love those F-86s! Classic!

dinner -

TAGS: pasta naughty dinner ***bs
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - December 18, 2013, 12:29 am
Typography needs work.


TAGS: alone lives stuck past forget
Rating: 4.4/5

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Reality Lord - December 1, 2011, 5:39 pm

don't think i'd mind if you handed me a fishing pole out there.
maoworks2 - November 30, 2011, 4:38 pm
I Feel The Same Way !

LIFE LESSON - Pay attention to details or get burned!


ORAL CARE - Remember, twice daily



MATERIALISM - Pastor Wright is against it

TAGS: materialism pastor wright
Rating: 2.52/5

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LogicDude - December 12, 2008, 9:01 am
I think the poster above me is from the Department of Redundancy Department.
Redundant Man - December 11, 2008, 11:13 pm
Redundancy - I'm against it, and I'm also not for redundancy. Also, my name is Redundant Man. I was named the Man of Redundancy.

retribution -

TAGS: saint sinner past future
Rating: 4.81/5

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forseti - April 26, 2013, 4:55 am
Sho - where quality meets art.
GaryO - April 25, 2013, 10:32 pm
Shyt Sho, you’ve reached beyond some sorta ethereal creep factor apex with yer last two posters, w-a-a-a-a-y beyond. The elsewhere of one talented duck. What’s creepy is you just got creepier….all five lions have been tamed to quivering scaredy cats.


TAGS: not getting past too easily
Rating: 4.8/5

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spacedog - May 29, 2012, 9:33 pm
Nice one caveman.
MissPriss - May 29, 2012, 1:45 pm
Thanks for the 5Lst laugh of the day sir and madam!


TAGS: the past calendar s******s everything
Rating: 4.77/5

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Airman - October 12, 2012, 2:02 pm
GaryO - October 12, 2012, 6:43 am

THE PROBLEM WITH ILLEGAL ALIENS - Polluting America's Favorite Pastime With Unforgivable Infestations

TAGS: illegal aliens america baseball pastime
Rating: 4.45/5

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maoworks2 - April 14, 2012, 10:56 am
Must Be Canadian.


TAGS: charles ramsey forget abouthis past
Rating: 4.31/5

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RogAz1 - May 13, 2013, 12:13 am
Not Wrong... Just Unexpected...
tellitlikeitis - May 10, 2013, 7:59 pm
I know... totally awesome. Thank god for good people still in left in this world!
CloudchaserS - May 9, 2013, 10:09 pm
He didn't even want the reward that was out for two of the girls. Saying that he already has a paycheck, he asked that the reward be given to the girls.


TAGS: past family touch
Rating: 4.1/5

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SteveFurlong - May 15, 2012, 4:47 pm
And then the empty tequila bottle on the floor by your bed brings the memories rushing back...
SteveFurlong - May 15, 2012, 4:47 pm
And then the empty tequila bottle on the floor by your bed brings the memories rushing back...
GaryO - May 15, 2012, 9:12 am
Number?…..NUMBER?!!….Why would a number be on aunt Becky’s bathing cap? …and why would aunt Becky’s bathing cap be in my bed?
MissPriss - May 14, 2012, 11:57 pm
Well that's it...I'm screwed. I see atleast 3 and counting! Does that mean it wasn't just 1 family member???
forseti - May 14, 2012, 12:56 pm
It's a 69! d***, this number reminds me of something...


HE GOT THE SLEEPING PILLS - your kitten found your sleeping pills.



TAGS: old days life past simplicity
Rating: 4.57/5

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spacedog - July 26, 2010, 8:45 pm
Very nice.
BoneCD - July 25, 2010, 9:08 am
I would call that a vengeful person. My wife is like that...she just stores stuff away in the back of her mind until opportunity knocks and BANG!


TAGS: to move forward you must bury your past
Rating: 4.09/5

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MrRandom - January 4, 2010, 11:37 pm
Yep, and thanks.
spacedog - January 4, 2010, 11:37 pm
Heh, got bonus points? Awesome dude!
MrRandom - January 4, 2010, 11:36 pm
spacedog - January 4, 2010, 11:32 pm
Hey Random. Did you get your grade back for that game you were telling me you made?
MrRandom - January 4, 2010, 11:28 pm
Paws probably aren't the best suited to it.
spacedog - January 4, 2010, 11:23 pm
"I" -nice typing skills dogboy
spacedog - January 4, 2010, 11:22 pm
I'm do not follow gggg. Both your comments are pretty negative. Are there posters on this site you like? Maybe you could try complimenting some, or better yet making some posters yourself.
gggg - January 4, 2010, 9:33 am
So anybody who is really hard to impress and wants everyone to know it will get banned. You may think I am being sarcastic when I say: good, but you would be wrong.
agdaniele - January 3, 2010, 10:13 pm
Thanks... and to whoever is 1L bombing all new posters... I know your IP address, and you are one more 1L away from being banned. Hope you're paying attention... or you'll just have to guess why you were banned.
Produceman117 - January 3, 2010, 10:07 pm
Nice. 5.

TEAMWORK - Only by working together can we close the noose on the past for future generations self-esteem.


TAGS: pastor unprepared tries to pick a verse
Rating: 3.35/5

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agdaniele - October 2, 2009, 11:04 pm
This one never fails to give me the chuckles
Sean - July 23, 2009, 10:56 pm
But don't get me wrong, when it comes to kids 'n such, I think there is far too little she-bear action.
Sean - May 28, 2009, 10:48 pm
Thanks. Started off as an a**hole atheist rant but then I thought that Jesus warning the good folks about something our mothers used to was where the real funny lived. I think you agree with me on that.
Haarakkon - May 28, 2009, 10:37 pm
An hour until swimming. Sweet. This is why your stuff consistently rocks.
BoneCD - May 28, 2009, 10:07 pm
Ahhh...childhood memories along side the pool...always so d*** worried about dieing cause I just ate a cookie...d*** you, how will I sleep tonight *positive thoughts, fetal position...calm, calm*
Bob Chin - May 28, 2009, 9:40 pm
The fish weren't really fresh?


TAGS: life time day past future celebration original 20 july 1969 nasa apollo 11 dream imagination
Rating: 3.26/5

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agdaniele - July 12, 2009, 5:14 pm
Canada did it better.


TAGS: time past pre post existing condition future joke biohazard caution sign human destiny
Rating: 3.17/5

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okami - December 3, 2009, 6:42 pm
pretty well sums up the insurance company-GOP position, I'd say. . .

NOSTALGA - a time not to be revisited with a camera

TAGS: past
Rating: 2.5/5

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COPY AND PASTE - For People Who Are Just Too Stupid To Come Up With Original Thoughts On Their Own... Like Catmando.

TAGS: copy paste fish
Rating: 1.67/5

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Man Without A Face -

TAGS: good evil chess past future
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - March 24, 2014, 7:59 am
Thank you. :)
Reality Lord - March 24, 2014, 7:25 am

very nice

Welcome Mr. Bond... -

Remember When -

TAGS: work ethics jobs past laziness
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 25, 2013, 4:19 pm
MissPriss - August 25, 2013, 1:34 pm
To be fair, I never said that they are drinking on the job. Get it? Sobering...teehee, I crack myself up!
MissPriss - August 25, 2013, 1:33 pm
Well if you look at some of the people that work in retail, then I'd have to say that yes indeed zombies have taken over. And they have learned how to use the texting feature on their cellphones...teehee. Thanks little.
chickenlittle - August 25, 2013, 11:03 am
So true! How things have changed. 5L's
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 23, 2013, 12:15 am
A very sobering realization :`-(

The Pastor's Teeth -


TAGS: movies past present story cgi
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - May 28, 2014, 2:24 am
Certainly not "House of Flying Daggers"!


The Grandfather Paradox -

TAGS: stephen hawking time time travel future past present time machine
Rating: 4.8/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 9, 2014, 8:35 pm
It's the pelvic thru-ust, that really drives you insa-a-ane!
Oldsod - March 9, 2014, 7:36 am
But surely, such is possible via the Time Warp. I mean, it's just a jump to the left...and a step to the ri-i-ight...
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 8, 2014, 2:00 pm
Time loop is used in some stories. That's an impossibility from all angles; nothing would progress, new memories would form but with the same old situations. People would live in perpetual deja vu.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 8, 2014, 1:57 pm
Basically Kyle Reese couldn't have ever been John Connor's father. The math doesn't add up. Then, there's this whole time loop which is ludicrous every which way you look at it.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 8, 2014, 1:37 pm
GaryO - March 8, 2014, 12:31 pm
yer not helping....
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 8, 2014, 11:55 am
From the sound of your mind exploding, I'm guessing you looked up his Grandfather Paradox dissertation? Haha.
GaryO - March 8, 2014, 10:21 am
mind; POOM!

Sequels in my day -

TAGS: sequels past present hangover 3
Rating: 4.72/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 11, 2013, 5:04 am
So true. I get a kick out of it when Hollywood tries to release an "original," then come to find out there was a Russian or Japanese version that was made first - and was way better.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 11, 2013, 5:01 am
Thank you. I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks this.
EmilioDumphque - May 11, 2013, 2:03 am
...and there's soooo many good stories that haven't been made into movies!
Krickit - May 10, 2013, 5:24 pm
100% agree, although I'll still probably watch it
Silverheart - May 10, 2013, 2:03 pm

And if not remaking, then they're milking it for every cent they can. Let's put the same characters together, only this time, they're... following this slight deviation to the formula established in the 1st movie. You really hit the nail on the head, 5Ls!


TAGS: past dy2012
Rating: 4.71/5

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Chrysophase2003 - May 25, 2012, 11:15 pm
I would've gone with "last call".


Ghosts of my Past -

TAGS: ghosts past haunt why guilt
Rating: 4.67/5

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Sho - May 4, 2013, 8:58 am


TAGS: we all have a past
Rating: 4.52/5

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tellitlikeitis - January 18, 2011, 6:01 am
Sorry, I get first dibs.
raga7 - January 17, 2011, 11:51 pm
man can come over any time he wants!
Claire - January 17, 2011, 2:08 pm
lol pizzapits...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 17, 2011, 2:02 pm
This fills the part of my soul that I didn't even know was missing.....I love you Airman, And I don't care what anyone thinks.

VEGETABLE DEVIANTS - Making the Angel-hair Pasta more and more nervous.

open thine eyes -

TAGS: pastor church priest sign troll
Rating: 4.33/5

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lgvernon - January 10, 2014, 8:17 pm

Drop this over at Religifake, too.


TAGS: nostalgia greybeard past present time
Rating: 4.29/5

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forseti - July 5, 2010, 4:21 am
that's deep. 5L
Hawamleh - July 5, 2010, 12:16 am
Thank You
Derek - July 4, 2010, 11:50 pm

MY PAST WON'T ALLOW IT - Don't let yourself forget what it is like to be 16.


WHY? - If it's a Psychic Museum, shouldn't they already know you're coming?

TAGS: november challenge i predicted today would be museum day in a past life
Rating: 3.17/5

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nobodyofdistinction - September 8, 2015, 9:27 pm
Ehh. That doesn't imply the curators are psychic, just like the curators of a museum of Elvis are guaranteed to not be Elvis himself. More funny is the psychic h**line lady "Miss Cleo" telemarketing and getting hit with fines. She shoulda seen it coming.

OUTER SPACE - ''Okay, Houston, we've had a problem here''

GREAT - Now Try this CTRL + A, DEL

TAGS: copy paste ctrl delete del twins
Rating: 2.3/5

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lololol - July 14, 2009, 7:05 pm
the easy way to start a demotivational poster!!!
WTF - April 9, 2009, 4:08 pm
Or how 'bout a murderous rampage... Ctrl + X, Ctrl + X, Ctrl + X, Ctrl + X, Ctrl + X, Ctrl + X, Ctrl + X, Ctrl + X, Ctrl + X, Ctrl + X, Ctrl + X, Ctrl + X, Ctrl + X, Ctrl + X, Ctrl + X, Ctrl + X, Ctrl + X, Ctrl + X, Ctrl + X, Ctrl + X, Ctrl + X
Charles - October 6, 2008, 9:11 pm
They're kinda cute but LOL pwn3d.

CREST WHITENING FORMULA - You're doing it wrong

TAGS: teeth white yellow toothpaste dentist
Rating: 1.81/5

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DrEvo82 - October 20, 2009, 5:34 pm
More like not at all!!


Turn the page -

Fishing and beer -

TAGS: favorite past times
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - February 17, 2016, 3:21 pm
My idea of catching fish is to have the vendor down at the harbor toss it to you amid the barking of sealions.
mizzdizz - February 14, 2016, 6:12 am
Thanks, R-69! Its actually the other way around though. I found the pic first. Its been sitting in the cue for MONTHS!
mizzdizz - February 14, 2016, 6:10 am
E.D., you miss out on a lot of stuff, don't you? Poor thing!
EmilioDumphque - February 12, 2016, 10:31 pm
I've never felt the urge to fish.
Rick69 - February 12, 2016, 7:15 pm
Perfectly complementary picture...


TAGS: sleep drinking the new pastime
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - March 22, 2016, 2:39 am

mizzdizz - March 22, 2016, 1:57 am
My sympathies! Blackberry when I'm rolling----really big fingers----itty bitty b***ons (Genie from Aladdin voice)
lgvernon - March 21, 2016, 9:09 am

I'm on the move the last few days, using my tablet. Tiny keyboard, monster fingers. Think Godzilla goes tekkie.
mizzdizz - March 21, 2016, 9:06 am
Somebody should clarify your spelling, but I kinda like the thought of something burning in b***er---tasty!
lgvernon - March 21, 2016, 8:35 am

If it was me, there'd be a hole in the house and something burning in ghe yard.
mizzdizz - March 21, 2016, 5:46 am
dark blue dress, black shoes, the familiar smell of whiskey---I take it that's you just in from the local police ball?

Broken Promises -

The Journey -

TAGS: old people memories past present
Rating: 4.83/5

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MissPriss - October 24, 2015, 12:45 am
Answer to the question: Maybe...can't 'member. Wait am I missing the trip? Sure the senior's handi transit wasn't 'til yesterday. 5L right? Oh crap!
Bandit5906 - October 23, 2015, 8:18 pm
Answer to the question: No!

burning bridges takes too long -

TAGS: destroy the past efficiently
Rating: 4.8/5

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mizzdizz - March 7, 2016, 12:46 pm
Thanks, Cern!
concern3 - March 7, 2016, 11:25 am
May the bridges you burn light the way. UP yours